please leave Shia alone, unless you’re telling him I want to stick a quarter in his ear and ride his face like a little kiddie horse outside of the grocery store. do not bother him unless you’re passing on the message that I would let him drain my bodily fluids into a tub and bathe in them. if you even think about fucking talking to him, the only thing you better tell him is that I am down for him to literally consume me and all he needs to do is hit me the fuck up and I will be wet and ready and well seasoned within a moment’s notice.
today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
bae: thats too much dick stooop
me: hollup im almost done
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
if u dont wear deodorant then why do u wipe your ass